Daily Dialogue At Home

"Just smell his butt."
"I'm so tired. What has the most caffeine?"

"How many times did you wake up?"
"Is that poop? Oh. A raisin."

"I just sanitized that."
"TOWEL! FAAAAST!"

"What time did we go to bed? I don't even know."
"Wait. It's Thursday?"

"It's okay. I'll just eat it cold."
"That doesn't go in your mouth."

"Will someone feed the cats? The fat one is chewing a blanket."
"I just put this outfit on you!"

"That doesn't go in your mouth."

"I don't care. Legos don't go in the freezer."
"Please leave the rock outside. I won't move it. Just put it outside."

"That doesn't go in your mouth."

"What stinks?"
 "This car is leaving in five minutes, with or without you."

"That doesn't go in your mouth."

that doesn't go in your mouth.